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Toilet Paper Rolls
Looking for something different in
a gag gift?
Our TP Rolls come with a message.
What's available:
Outhouse Rules:
1. Aim Carefully.
2. Leave the place neat.
3. Put the seat down when you're done.
4. Close the door when you're done so
the chickens don't get in.
Happy Birthday:
Birthdays come and birthdays go
I hope that yours is happy!
But you really need to be prepared,
in case it turns out crappy.
So here's a special gift from me
To help you make it through the day.
If it isn't everything you wished,
Just flush your blues away!
Congrats Graduate:
Now that your schooling has come to an end,
and your future ahead is about to begin,
There will come times when money is tight,
This gift I send will be just right
It will come in handy, don't you know,
and tide you over until you get my dough!
Just For You!
When you see this little gift I know that you will sigh.
It's a special tissue just for you,
to pat your booty dry!!
For You
Money is scare and times are hard.
So I'm giving you this instead of a card.
Something to use and something to share.
So bottoms up, just cuz I care!
Birthday
This is your Birthday and to show I care
I wanted to get you something to wear
I don't know you size & money is tight,
and buying the wrong thing just wouldn't be right.
So I'm giving you something I know you can use
It's almost as useful as a new pair of shoes.
Now every time you sit to pee
I know that you will be thinking of me!
So use this gift to dry your tush
Then make a wish before you flush.
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